i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
The importance of consent: a narrative.
I will forever reblog this gifset.
look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.
fire cannot kill a dragon.
I may have just died of laughing too much
this is literally how I sing Disney songs sometimes hahaha
…how do you watch a Disney movie without doing this?
THIS GUY. MY FAVORITE.
emphasis mine, because seriously, how?
perfect facial expressions
that’s me too dude
Finally back on my dash! Forever reblog!
He’s one of my good friends and he’s just fantastic. One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. He’s just so lovable and his expressions are perfect.
This just made my childhood better